Footwear designer Christian Louboutin (he of the red-soled shoes) thinks Barbie's ankles are too fat! According to Oh No They Didn’t, he asked for the three dolls he was designing for the Cannes Film Festival to be trimmed down to get rid of their cankles. As it is, if Barbie was a real girl, her ankles would just snap anyway. Nice to know that when the little grey aliens land, we'll have designers ready to clothe the aliens’ tiny, spindly limbs – because as it stands, they're no Earthly good to us human women.PHOTO CREDIT: Christian Louboutin
